The ABA is telling graduates to have back-up plans, in case they can't get jobs.
... Yeah, I'm trying not to be bitter and sarcastic right here. Anyway...
What's my back-up plan? Going back to school, taking some literature courses and becoming an English teacher.
Or I could open a non-profit, no-kill animal shelter.
Or I could go to graduate school, become a psychologist and listen to other people's problems... hahahahahaha. Okay, that one was for my own amusement.
Or I could open a bar. (No, not a joke. Also, notice the smooth way I separated this one from the teacher idea.)
That's a good start. Also, I'm adept at watching TV, eating fruit snacks, cuddling puppies, playing online, playing video games, criticizing fashion choices, sleeping past noon, shopping for myself and making delicious grilled cheese sandwiches. I'm willing to get paid for doing any and all of those things.
Want my resume?
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If this is true, let's get your special ed teacher certification just incase. It's a pretty easy gig. I'll tell you who to go through.
Or you could open a bookstore with me and Betsy. It would be the best bookstore ever.
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